Funny Talks

It has been quite a couple days since I last updated
Hmm
Actually I did have something to post about
But Just too lazy
So...haha..It will be a short post here
Bout some funny talks we had in class


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incident 1

Vivienne : *Laughing* haha
Janynn : ??? (Looking at me)
Vivienne : Look at the T-shirt Ms Yu wearing today
Janynn : what?
Vivienne : In front there printed ACCA logo, with sentence " We don't just deal with numbers"
Janynn : Oh ya...then?
Vivienne : I know the following sentence
Janynn : huh?
Vivienne : We just deal with Money!!
Janynn : =.=/// *swt*
Vivienne : hahahahaha *started to laugh like insane*
Janynn : haha
Vivienne : NO Money NO talk. Got enough money, YES we can talk. Not enough money, Get OFF!
Janynn : haha * I knew she doesn't think it is really funny*



Incident 2 ( during T4 class, cost accounting)

Miss Yu is explaining about payroll system.Something ridiculous did happened.

Miss Yu : U know, some company do give salary twice a month, which is starting of the month and middle of the month.

Some guy from the back : to prevent the employee finish spending salary too fast

Miss Yu : Yes.actually that is quite right

Guys : Girls la...shopping. The movie " Confession of a Shopaholic"

Miss Yu : Actually girls have better control of their own money. Usually guys are those who spend fast

Guys : Girls' fault.They don;t spend their money, they spend guy's money. U date with her, she shops. Buy shoes buy this buy that.....When paying, guys going to pay for them...what la...If u dun pay, they will cry...call their bro la...then the bro will come n ask u " Hey You! Y don't u pay for my sis?!"


Girls : Hey!!!!!

Ms Yu : =.=

Guys : Ya lar! girls are all...ehm...what we call that?.... Ya! Parasites!!!

Girls : What parasite?!

( Well guys, in my opinion, stop complaining bout girls being big spender. U guys willing to let girls spend right? Furthermore, U guys also wanna gain benefit on ur so called 'gf' . Right? This relationship is called as Mutualism! Not Parasitism! OK!!!wakakaka)





Incident 3 : T5 class.

Jeffrey went to sit in front. He wanted to copy Miss Wong's notes from the white board

Ms Wong : Hey Jeffrey U looked so tired. U can think of joining the dance club cuz having some exercise is good for us.

Elaine : He already joined it just now

Ms Wong : Oh ya? that's good.

Eugene :He wants to do belly dance.haha

Ms Wong : U thought Belly dance is easy huh? It is not.

Eugene : Teacher U didn't learn belly dance ? LOL

Ms Wong : That time when I was young where got belly dance all these stuff?

Eugene : Owh...they don't have belly dance at that time... They have POLE DANCE!!!

( WHole class laughed so loud and crazily )



Incident 4 : Today

Janynn was sick and she is voiceless
Then Queenie and Thomas were so evil
they wanted to make her talk
so they tried different tricks

Janynn : * speaks in low voice *
Thomas : what?! Speak louder ! Louder Please! Hahaha

( he continued his trick for the whole day. Pity my dear Janynn)


Incident 5 : T3 class

Vivienne : * finished her work and placed the exersise book on table top *

Janynn : Finished liao ar?!

Vivienne : Oh yeah... EI! Janynn U got sound liao! hahahaha



Incident6 : T5 Class

Ms WOng : Izzat, please read the text

Izzat : *reads the text in flat tone.*

Ms WOng : R u sure that U have no chinese blood at all?! U read like a Ah Pet!!!

Whole Class : * hahahahaha*

Ms WOng : hey guys, U guys used to laugh this laugh everytime? I mean there are still other classes here. U guys will disturb other lecturers.Later the lecturer from next class will come and scold.

Eugene and the Gang : No la...Mr Raj knows us very well ( the lecturer next class used to be my T2 leturer). He should be happy with us. Our class gave him 100 % pass rates.

Ms Wong : Oh really? All of u passed?

Izzat or Hamreet : U think I can't count?!

( laughters again )


Incident 7 : t5

Ms Wong : The next paragraph...ehm....( she wanted to call someone to read)

Eugene and the gang : Vi Vien neh ! Vi Vien Neh! Vi Vien Neh!

Vivienne : Shut up guys! Eugene U burger boy! Berry Jessy!!

Eugene : Vi Vien Neh! Vi Vien Neh!!

Ms Wong : OMG! who is Vi Vien Neh? whose name is that ? ( maybe she thinks it is weird.)

Hamreet or Izzat : The girl with pink t shirt

Ms WOng : Owh Queenie the queen ( Queenie was sitting at my back and she is wearing pink too.)

Eugene and the gang : no! the one in front Queenie

Ms Wong : Owh Vivienne! Plz read the text

Vivienne : The .....

Eugene : hahaha!

Vivienne : * laughed*

whole class : hahahaha

Vivienne : *continue to read*


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Guess that's all for today
haha
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